Chuggaaconroy/Quotes

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Over the years, Chugga has given us some memorable quotes. Some have come to be a staple in most of his series. Some were only used in one LP, and he references to them every now and then. As for a particular one, he groans every time he hears it (most of all when Proton Jon talks about it during one of TheRunawayGuys Super Smash Bros. Brawl episode). Here is a list of every single quote we have come to love and enjoy.

General

• "Hey, everybody, it's Chuggaaconroy!" or "Hey, guys, it's Chuggaaconroy!"
• "Welcome to my Let's Play of (title of game)/Welcome back to more (name of Let's Play)!"
• "In the last episode/last time, (briefly recaps previous episode's events). In this episode/this time, (states current episode plans)."
• "BAD PUNS!"
• "EXCUSE ME!!"
• Epic "NO!!"
• "MIYAMOTO!"
•  "Uh-hug, I'm such a loser... " (Normally after making an awkward statememt.)
• "Lord Arceus from above!." (Most Pokémon LPs)
• "END OF CHAPTER!" (Paper Mario Let's Plays) (pronounced "CHEEEAPTEER!!!")
• "D'oh, I missed!" (Every series since the Mario Party Runaway Guys Collaboration)
• "WHERE YOU AT?!" (Said when something incredible happens, such as catching Groudon in a Nest Ball, or finding a Hidden Block in Mario Party)
• "...is a Frick'n Trooper." (From Pikmin and some other videos, originating with Steve)
• "For the sheer fact"
• "Whatever."
• "You jerk!" (when a Pokémon Trainer uses a Potion or a healing technique when the Pokémon is almost knocked out)
• "Should we do Daisy on Hard?"
• "I'm inside Daisy's heart shaped box."
• "Shut up" (Most LPs)
• "So yeah"
• Smacking his lips
• "Haw-haw!" ( A quote from Nelson from The Simpsons)
• "Die" (Used many different ways)
• "Speaking of-"
• "Next time on (name of LP), we will (states plans for the next episode). See you guys then." (Ending a episode of a LP)
• "And that is (name of LP)." (said when ending finale to main story/final video of LP)

Mother 3

• "For the LOVE of HILARY DUFF on a STICK!"

• "DON'T STRUGGLE EWW!!

Paper Mario

• Picklefishlips.

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

• "YOU GOT A CRYSTAL STAR!!!"
• "More Backtracking!"
• "Magical talking boob!!!"
• "YOU GOT A TYPO IN A NINTENDO GAME''
• "THE SECRET 'STACHE!"
• "FOR THE LOVE OF THE SECOND COMING OF JOHTO!"

Pokémon FireRed

• "The jerk!" (referring to Gary)
• "Para-frickin'-fusion."
• This conversation:
  • PokéManiac Cooper: "You have a Pokédex? I want one, too."
  • Chugga: "Please don't rape me for it"
• "Oh no! I dropped the lift key!"
• "I'M FLYIIIIIING!"
• "YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! Oh my god! After...all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a POKÉ BALL caught it!" (lucky capture of Zapdos)
• "Seriously, Moltres, I am here recording this on a Saturday night. [Moltres breaks out of the Poké Ball again] So close. I'm here recording this on a Saturday night. You think that I'm just going to give up and I'm just going to go somewhere else and I'm going to give up on catching you? You think I have better things to do than sitting here trying to cram a six-foot tall bird into something the size of a baseball? No, I don't have anything better to do. You think I have friends to go see? You think I have places to go hang out? You think I have dates to go on? You think I have sex to have? Well, apparently you don't know teenage boys on the internet very well. [beat] God, that was a sick burn on myself. Jeez. That was actually pretty relentless. God, I can't believe I said that."

..."That was the epitome of no life right there."

• "You son of a pickle!"
• "The heck was I worried about? It's a frickin' Rattata-WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?! ...WHAT?!?!" (Gary's Rattata scored a Critical Hit, KOing Emile's then-Ivysaur and causing him to lose the battle)

Super Mario Sunshine

• "I GRABBED ON TO THE LEDGE!"(also in wind waker)
• Game:"I'm a chuckster!" Emile: "MURDERER! Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!"
• "HE'S STILL A MURDERER MOMMY!"
• "Whatever."
• "Do'h friggin pizzas!"
• "Nintendo Logic"
• "The Leh-gen-darey Se-and Bird!"
• "The butt is mightier than the watermelon!"
• "SHOOT THE BASKET OF FISH!"
• "Fountain of barf!"
• "WHAT NOW MEGAMAN?!"
• the professional idiot segment

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

• "YOU GOT THE THING!"
• "The postman with an EPIC FANNY PACK!"
• "YOU GOT THE BOSS KEY - GODDAMMIT!!"
• "Link sure knows how to 'pick up chicks'!"
• "Cuteness never looked so badass!" (also in Ōkamiden)
• "We are the postman, the real superhero of the American People!" (also in Majora's Mask)

Pokémon Crystal

• "The Red Headed Step-Child!" (referring to Eyan)
• "I'm gonna tell my mom to get her butt in the kitchen and make me a sandwich- ...whoa. She actually IS in the kitchen. Wow! Couldn't do that again if I tried."
• "Hey, it's BERRY! Hi, BERRY!"
• "OH MY GOD, I FOUND A PHANPY!"
• "And the winner is... ROCKY!" (referring to Rocky the Onix)
• "BUGSY'S A BOY?!"
• The Shiny Koffing freakout.
• "Oh, my God! It's that thing! The thing from the stuff and the thing, from the thing! LET'S CORNER IT!" (referring to Suicune)
• "I'm going boom first—WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! Are YOU serious?!"
• "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND POKÉ BALLS?!" (catching Suicune in a Poké Ball)
• "I will use one Ultra Ball! My one Ultra Ball WILL catch this thing! The Let's Play Curse will NOT... BEAT ME... TODAY! One... two... three—ohmygodOHMYGODOHMYGAHHH!!! OH MY GOD, THE LET'S PLAY CURSE DID THE STRATEGY!! AHHH!!" (catching Entei with the sole Ultra Ball in the bag)
• "Eggxatu" (Mispronouncing Xatu when fighting Will of the Elite Four)
• "BEST... GYM... EVER!" (referring to Blaine's tiny Gym on the Seafoam Islands)

Super Luigi Galaxy

• "Were-a WEEGEE-copter!"
• "Suicide!" (usually said whenever a Luma star is fed star bits, and explodes to become a new galaxy)
• "Spaghettification!"
• "Frickn' Beach Bowl"
• "I NEED AN ADULT!"
• "IT PUT ME ALL THE WAY BACK HERE!"
• "Magical land of Windows XP"
• "My roast is toast!"
• "I'm an upstanging young GEEZ!" (Followed by) "I'm an upstanding young cheese!"
• "Hey idiot, go up"
• "Are you my mommy?"
• "GODDAMN HONEY!"

Pikmin

• "Steve!"
• "Guys, you IDIOTS!"
• "Steve, you're a frickin' trooper!"
• "THE POWER OF SLAVERY!"
• "With the the power of teamwork, we have destroyed man's mortal enemy, CARDBOARD!"
• "BUM RUSH HIM!" Or "RUSH AT HIS BUM!"
• "RRRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEE HIMM!!!"(also in pikmin 2)
• "WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!?! NO! NO! NO! NO! ARE YOU KIDDING!? THEY RESPONDED TO MY WHISTLE!!? NO! NO! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!"
• "I am Pikmin; Hear me roar!"
• "I am Pikmin; Hear me MOO!" (also in Super Paper Mario)

Ōkami

• "Art Direction!"
• "Music!"
• "What do you mean I did badly on time?!"
• 'What do you mean I did badly on damage?!"
• "Wolf kung-fu."
• "BALL-PUSHING PHYSICS!!"

Luigi's Mansion

• "Find the key, find the key, where's the beautiful key?"
• "YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" (also in Pikmin)
•  "I like how shiny his teeth get when he picks up metal."
•  "What the - ...Toad, didn't your mommy ever tell you not to play with broken glass?"
• "How the heck did I fall down the thing with the ladder and the thing with the thing from seeing the thing?"
•  " And SPEAKING OF ANNOYING GHOSTS THAT HAVE ZERO HP!! "
• "DON'T TOUCH IT LUIGI!"
•  "GIMME YOUR BALLS!"
•  " And here we go, and through here is what I believe is the second hardest boss in the game. So yeah, I hope you guys are ready to see this. I have no confidence in my abilities what so ever! "
• "TIME TO SUCK THE BUTLER!"
• "I am a master at sucking butlers!"
•  "And you're being too lazy with your powers that I should cuss, sorry best rhyme I could come up with."
• "TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, GRANDMA!"
• "THREE FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, GRANDPA!"
• "Why does this game hate me so much?!"
• "No coin left behind!"
• "Pop 'em in the face! CHILD ABUSE!!"
• Luigi: "MAAAAARIOOOOO!!!!!" Emile: "Ha Ha Ha, I love that clip!"
• ”Video games are encouraging people to be bombs...?”
•  "WELL, WE MISSED THREE SPEEDY SPIRITS NOW, GUYS!!!!"
•  " No three HP for you! I swear to God, that's what happens to me all the time... "
•  "No one HP for you! Seriously, that bugged the hell outta me that last time!"
•  " OH BABY! OH BABY! OH COME ON!!!! I HAD THAT, GAME! "
•  " YEAH BABY!!! (in deep voice) "
•  "I'm so sorry, but... Dr. Eggman, Luigi's got you beat on how he destroys half the moon."
•  "AND HE WENT BACK INTO THE BATHROOM!! AND I WAS JUST... AAAAGGGHH!!! GAAAAAME!!!"

Pikmin 2

• "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• "I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH!!!" (also in Kid Icarus Uprising)
• "WHY IS THIS GAME SUCH A JERK!!??"
• The Pikmin Freakout!
• DON'T TONGUE MY PURPLE!
• PIKMIN WORLD PEACE!!!
• "Presidential Punch!"
• "Well at least I don't have a hole."
• "These poison nipples..."
• "WOLLYWOOOOOOG!"
• "I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH!!! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT!!! AS SOON! AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU! SUCK!! YOU! SUCK!! GAME!!"
• I FREAKING HATE ME, AND I HATE MY MOUTH.

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

• "ZIP-A-DE-DO-DA!" (When Sakon the thief goes to steal the bomb bag from the old lady in slow motion)
• Gamda stories
• "Swimming Controls!"
• "Don't fart! DON'T FART!"
• "Moscow! Moscow! I don't know the freakin words, I don't know the freakin words, hahahahaha, Hey!"
• "Tingle Tingle Ka-loom PAH!"
• "Where did I go wrong? Where did I go wrong..." *shows clip of his first let's play saying "So this is going to be my first LP."*

Pokémon Emerald

• "OH MY GOD, IT'S A RABID RACOON!"
• The Wurmple evolution explanation-- "...I can and will nerd out on you."
• The Youngster Billy song
• "Typically, Ladies have a lot of money, though, so beat them up. ...That sounded amazing! (laughs) Wow! Oh god, and I wonder why I get pigheaded sexist comments!"
• "FULL RESTORE?! WHAT?! Dude! A Full Restore? Really? Overkill much? It's LEVEL SEVEN!"
• "One third of all female Azurill become male when they evolve into Marill. In other words... it grows a dick.
• "TEDDY is loafing around!"
• Hey, I know to use a Potion on my Pokémon when it's running out of health! I am an honor student! I'm the top of the class 'cause I know when to do that!... Hey, I know to do that 'cause it makes it not die!... and I have no idea why I'm making Roxanne sound like a retarded cousin of Dr. Phil."
• "Gimme yo money 'cause you're a lady!"
• "Don't take my GOODS!" (when a Team Aqua Grunt runs off with the Devon Goods)
• "You are an IDIOT, MAY!"
• ”I AM GOING TO ENJOY AN EGG!”
• "Um... go, Slavinator! (Makuhita faints from poison damage) AHAHAHAHAHA! REALLY-(laughs) DAMN! Hardest fight in the game! All Slavinator did was just pop out and look at it funny, and it went down! (laughs)"
• "Our hamily's farts beat as one!"
• "More neglected than Steve, more forgotten than the second 'a' in my username... she was... ACOOLTENT... left to rot in my PC for all eternity, and treated as though she never existed."
• "Keep your fetishes to yourself, man!"
• "His name is STEVE. Really?"
• "'Don't forget what you've done to me!' ...Oh my God! HE'S OUT TO GET ME! HE WANTS TO GET REVENGE ON ME FOR HOPING HE WOULD DIE! NOOOO!! HE'S FOREVER REGISTERED IN MY CELL PHONE!"
• "I am immune to your bodily functions! ...That sounded really disgusting."
• "Who could fall in love with that? I guess someone who's desperate to hump!"
• "YOU ASS!!"
• "The next girl I see will make my PP go Up!"
• "BroBalls!!!"
• "Heart of the Balls!" (Referencing "Heart of the cards" from Yu-Gi-Oh)
• "How many Experience Points to the next level? TWO?!?! TWO EXPERIENCE POINTS TO THE NEXT LEVEL?! REALLY?!"
• "You guys are doing BroBalls totally wrong. That's not how you do it at all. I get that it's like, maybe a symbol of brotherlyhood if you're doing the same pose, and all that, but no. You gotta touch the ball. (laughs) Okay, that was bad! I didn't think before I spoke there."
• "You know what? Let's freakin' do it! I shouldn't use an old joke like this, but... I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!"
• "WHY WON"T YOU LET ME SCREW YOU, WALLY?!"
• "Acoolslave!"
• "Kick Your Name!"
• "NOSE LAZAR!"
• "THAT COUNTED AS A LOSS?! How come it didn't count as a loss for THEM?! TABITHA WAS DOWN! Tabitha lost all his Pokémon! Or her Pokémon, or it's Pokémon! How did that count as a loss?!"
• "Good for you, Altair! You leveled up! Looks like I'm resetting. (Altair tries to learn Dragon Dance) Well, I certainly hope you enjoy that move."
• The Groudon Freakout!
• "UNO...DOS...TRES..YEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!... Apparently, being Mexican while using Kappa is what works."
• "RAWR, HE MADE AN ANGRY FACE ALL OVER DA SCREEN!"
• "Stupid Balls!"
• "And...AND...KABAM!"
• "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME SCREW YOU, WALLY?!?!?! Uh... I can explain??"
• "Hi, kids! Welcome to Counting to One, with your host, Chuggaaconroy!"
• "I don't really think there's anything else left for us to do. ...OH, WAIT!!" *Dun-dun-DUUUUN sound plays as Chugga realizes he still has to rematch Steve*
• "TAKE ONE DAMAGE!!"
• "SPINNING IN CIRCLES!!!"
• "This thing... bluntly... it is going to tear things apart, spit in their eyes, and make them wet their pants 18 times over all the way to Sunday, knocking them into last week" (Describing Teddy the Slaking's Power)

Super Paper Mario

• "YOU GOT A PURE HEART!!!"
•  "STOP RHYMING, GOD DAMN!!"
• "CANDY CANE PLUMBING!!!"
• "BOWSER'S ARMS!!!"
• "GALACTIC BOWSER'S ARMS!!!"
• "CTRL ALT DEL!!!"
• "BOWSER'S FACE!!!"
• "Door key!"
• "I...got a muuuushroom."
• "TWELVE AND A HALF PERCENT COMPLETION ALREADYY!!"
• "MUSTACHE LOVE!"
• "M-M-M-MASTER MERLON! B-B-B-BAD NEWS!"
• "OH MY GOD, IT'S HIDEOUS!"
• "I will name him Billy, and he will be my pet. He will be my Billy."
• "Shut up. Double shut up. Triple shut up. QUADRUPLE SHUT UP! QUINTUPLE SHUT UP! ......I actually don't know what comes after quintuple, I think it's sextuple but I always heard that as a joke.."
• "I am Pikmin, hear me MOO!!!!!!"
• "MIYAMOTO!"
• "A BEE?!?!" (usually a Tim line)
• "GAAAAAME!" (Jon four times in one turn on Yoshi's Tropical Island)
• "FINLAND!!"
• "WOLLYWOG!"
• "MCHammer!"
• "NOZELAZR!"
• "SHOUTING!"
• "Scrap!!!!"

Ōkamiden

• "What do you mean I don't work well with others!?" (Okamiden)
• "CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!"
• "I HATE ICE LIPS!"
• "For the whole.....six of the level..........DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE........DIE DIE MAKE A TORNADO, HIT YOUR FRICKIN POST DIE!" (after he returned the fishing equipment after he didn't have a chance to return them for 30 episodes)
• "Useless Praise!"
• "Dividing by Zero!"
• "Badassery never looked so cute!"
• "Cuteness never looked so badass!"
• "What do you mean I work badly with others?!"

Kirby's Epic Yarn

• Every pun made in it.
• "Creativity!"
• "I missed it by one bead!"
• "Remember kids, you are having quite a good life if you can trust in your flan!"

Pokémon Colosseum

• "OH MY GOD, YOUR FEET ARE HUGE!" (also in Majora's mask)
• "It doesn't affect Misdreavus!" (happens twelve times in Episode 7 alone)
• "Colosseum has limited options!"
• "Down Saint Key!"
• "Shiny Homework!"
• "CAMERUPT, NO!!"
• "That is the saddest excuse for a helicopter I've ever seen; it won't even stand up to a... (Evice's helicopter was then suddenly destroyed by an incoming fireball) ...that."

Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX

• "Wow! This looks pretty heavy! You won't be able to lift it with just your bare hands..."
• "Easiest Dungeon."
• "Wow, this is a nice chest."
• "Shut up, game!"

Super Mario 64 DS

• "The hardest part for me is actually getting the star."
• "In, uh, in the N64 version, he would've called them the royal rules... Apparently the rules have gotten less royal in the last decade... I'm so stupid..."
• "OUCH!! HE GOT LAUNCHED OUT OF A CANON AND LANDED ON A BARB-WIRED FENCE! Poor Yoshi!"
• "And- NOOOONONONONO!!!!!!...... Oh my God... Oh my- am I actually gonna lose this? (Cuts ahead) Long story short! I lost to Koopa the Quick..."
• "'Looks like Super Mario isn't so super after all!' ...SCREW YOU!... Seriously, screw that guy! What a jerk!!"
• Insulting Wario a slower swimmer than the protagonist of Pokemon.
• "And Yoshi's too insulted about his polygonal model that he jumps off the castle and commits suicide..."
• "Wario, you are a fat tub of lard."
• "D.I.M.P.S rating" = D'oh I Missed Per Second
• "I DIED WITH 99 COINS! WHAT THE?!? DA-"
•  "A METAL MACHINE!!!"

Kid Icarus Uprising

• "Pit is Emile and Palutena is Jon"
• "Pitidi!"
• "BUNS GLAZING!"
• "Or rather, that's what I would be saying if I wasn't saying, BRING IT ON!"
• "Sexy Bowser, you have competition. Her name is Sexy Dyntos.¨
• "SHAZAMITYLAM"
• "Aw, she's one of them Tsunderes!" (Comment on Viridi, pronouncing the word as 'sun-dares' on purpose)
• "You know what we do to people that kill our Ships?!" (Side comment using Super Smash Bros. Ultimate as material)

Sonic Colors

• "Good! Great! Awesome! Outstanding! Amazing!!!" "...All I did was press A!" (makes an appearance somewhere in a TRG LP)
• ''And BEHOLD the most jerkiest Red Ring placed from an early level beyond the goal sitting on a bench!''
• ''GOAL RING!!! WHY ARE YOU BETRAYING ME?!!!''
• "I will destroy the copyright symbol! NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO STOP MEEEE!!!"

Animal Crossing: New Leaf

• "Shari is evil."
• "I don't want your tutorial!"
• "YOU SON OF A CANADIAN!" (Jon forced him to wear a Princess Peach dress via a competition, the dress beating out at least five Steve designs)
• "Croque, I can never have a nice conversation with you."
• "I'll do the routine-y type stuff..."
• "YOU GUYS SUCK!"
• "Aww. I just love Molly!"

Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness

• "One damage!"
• "Frickin' Radars!"
• "It's Miror B!"
• "Bolt from a God!"
• "Lord Helix is bountiful."
• ”It doesn’t effect misdreavus”

Xenoblade Chronicles

• "Now it's Reyn Time!"
• "Man, what a buncha jokers!"
• "Let's follow the big Crazy Taxi arrow in the sky."
• "If you can see it, chances are, you can go there."
• "WHOA!" (whenever an unexpected vision occurs as he picks up an item orb),
•  "...I think I speak for everybody when I ask, what the hell are you guys doing?? Hey everybody, it's Chugga- what??? Welcome back to more - whaa... I can't get through this intro, Shulk's too busy wave-dashing past the buggy!!"
• "I'm really feeling it!"
• "The ice physics in this game are really wonky."
• "This isn't even one of my top 5 songs."
• "But we mustn't be careless."
• "That's just rude!" (Whenever a gate blocks him from getting to a ether crystal deposit)
• ''Dear sweet Bionis from above''
• "Poor Melia!"
• "I had Dunban give Sharla her Large Mangos."
• "1080p-ness"
• "Reyn Style!"
• "EXTISENTIAL REYN TIME!"
• "Agora FRIKIN Shore!"
• "Xenoblade FRIKIN Chronicles!"
• "It's crazy, it's stupid, it makes no sense, and I LIKE IT!"
• "But we Musn't be careless."
•  "Huh, givin' me some sass, eh?"

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

• "THREE GOLD BEANIES??"

• "Ca-AAAAAH!!!" {Getting Casual Coral stating he never got it before, doubting he would ever get it in the playthrough.} 
• "I'M ONE HOO BEAN SHORT!!"
• Three-Hee Beans! (From Border Jump)
• "three..... three" border jump minigame
•  "Got only a face a mother could love."
•  " WHERE'S THE RESTROOM??? "
• The Worst Mario and Luigi Player stories (viewer discretion advised of you don't wanna know the sad truth of Emile 's first playthrough).
• Emile laughing after getting Luigi 's ridiculous passport photo.
• Emile laughing, then coughing after the suit of armor attacked Luigi's barrel in Woohoo Hooniversity.

Pikmin 3

• "Pop the cherry?!!"
• "Bearded Armpit".
• "ANTI-GRAVITY YELLOWS AWAY!!!!"
• "Charlie vs. the Puffy Blowhog; the duel of souls"
• "You're reminding me of picture of a college called 'good enough college'".
• "IT HAS A BULBORB STUCK IN ITS ASS!"
• "KERBLOOIE!"
• "All you base your base base base, all your base are belong to us."
• "CHARLIE!"

Pokémon Platinum

• "I learned I need a new Bidoof"
• "It's beautiful!" Showing off that he had caught all variants of Unown
• "I got a Clefairy!" While explaining the gambling system.
• "Don't bite my beaver"
• "I'll go change into my suit of armor and ride in on my Bibarel."
• "IRRITABILITY!" When talking to a NPC in Snowpoint City
• The Mindy rant
• "YOU ASS! YOU ARE A BRILLIANT ASS!" To a trainer on Route 226 ambushing him at the top of a Rock Climb wall.
• "THE BRILLIANT ASSERY IS SPREADING!"
• "Uno, dos, Mol-TRES!"
• "And with that...... Repel's effect wore off!"

Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon

• "Never that easy for Wee-gee!"
• "THE WIND!"
•  "I has a bucket."
•  Emile: "So who are you and why are you here?" Jon: " I AM STREAM BOT. I COME FROM FUTURE WHERE EVERYTHING IS STREAM. AND WHERE EVERYTHING IS BOT. HELP HELP. " Emile: (laughs) Jon: Sup, I'm ProtonJon." Emile: "I knew this game was made from Canada, so I thought I should bring along someone made from Canada too." Jon: " I- (laughs) I'm made from Canada, alright... "
•  "And hey, a gold bone! And another phone call... I guess you could call it a 'bone call'!"
•  Emile: "Uh... rest in peace, melons??" [ ...] Emile: "I found a watermelon inside a coffin." Jon : "WHAT??!"
• "Suck on all of those BALLS!" (Talking about the spirit balls)
• "MY NEMESIS!"
•  Everybody: "Help, help, help, help, help, help, help..."
•  "Jokes on you 100% speedrunner category!"I
• " And King Boo has no bio what so ever, meaning he might have already escaped in time for another sequel... "
•  "Get that 'start to skip' off the screen, we haven't seen this cutscene yet!!"
•  " And as always, thanks for watching...? And I'll be back for more... stuff...? No I'm not trying to spoil anything!! "
•  "HE'S RUNNING UP THE STAIRS! HAHAHA!! He's like 'I'm getting out of here while I still can, ooh!'"
•  " Man, Toad is having an episode over there... "
•  "Toad is still scared!... And he's... banging his head on some stone... He's probably gonna be like that that for the rest of the phone call..."
•  (Toad voice) "Hey." " I WAS IN THE TOAD VOICE, HAHA! Okay, fine. We'll do it. " (Toad voice) "Hey, who turned out the lights? I'm Boofoo -" " HA! HIS NAME IS BOOFOON!! WOW, I swear that wasn't intentional, woah... " (Ep. 25 Cold Case, 17:38)

Splatoon

• "I would like to bring special attention to Damage Up"
• "So you can be all hip, cool, 90's extreme, soda.. poppin'..... has pants.... that are... tight, yo!..."
  • Masae: "Stop yourself!"
• Bob the Octoball
• MORAY... TOWERS!!!
• You can hold on to my tentacles anytime you want... if your name is Marie." (Plus everything else related to Marie > Callie)
• So the thing we will be doing has to do a lot with this mission. I don't know why I sound Scottish!
• Masaeanala: "What's that face...?"

Chuggaconroy: Jon...

• The guitar solo in the song isn't a guitar, it's just a guy going "weneneneaoneneneneneneao"
• Ugg, E-liters...
• WELCOME TO CHEESELAND!!

The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword

• "Man, some destiny that found us, right!" (when Zelda's Loftwing spits her letter in Link's face)
• "I'm sorry Zelda, but it was the tutorials... they come at you from everywhere, and they never shut up...." (when meeting Zelda at the statue of the goddess)
• "NICE HAIR! BEEN WAITIN' TO SAY THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!" (making fun of Groose)
• "Xs make everything interesting."
• "I have never worked so hard to make something defecate on me in my whole entire life!! Wow!"(getting a gway to poop on him)
• "The bug net!..... in all of its top-class physics... ummm... nobody saw that!"
• "YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!"
• "I LANDED ON THE BENCH WITH MY BUTT IN THE AIR!" (when landing on a bench from falling from Beedle's Airshop)
• "Aiyeegh! We haven't seen enough of these already!" (Got ANOTHER Sky Stag Beetle, instigating Redundant Explanation #200)

Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time

• Complete list of intro replacements: "Time, Interval, Time, Period, Stretch, Occasion, Junction, Spell, Moment, Date, Episode, Occasion, Point, Stage, Age, Epoch, Hay Day, Patch, Generation, Term, Semester, Pace, Insert Synonym of Time, Bout, Beat, Instance, Schedule, Venture, Back in the Old Days, Generation, Trip, Throughout our History, Happening, Part, Stint, 5 P.M. Eastern 2 Pacific, Whatever you want to call it because there's no way I'm not out-doing that last intro, Previously, Adventure."
• "Dang, when he said 'tantrumy' he wasn't kidding..."
• "last time we went back in time to rescue princess peach this time i will find a better intro because redundant" ep 2
• "I know things are dire right now... but that is an adorable castle..."
• "Last 5 P.M., 2 Pacific!"
•  " Wow, E. Gadd's got some acrobatics for an old dude... "
• "Last... whatever you call it, because there's no way I'm not doing that 'last' intro!'
• " Our first level... is, Christmas is Cancelled, the city... "
•  " I need to ask one question... HOOOOOOOOWW??!?! "
•  "And we will walk out without 100 coins... yep, we're not in Toadwood Forest anymore!"
• the worst mario and Luigi player stories
• ”Behold, synchronized elder disrespect!”
•  "They should've called them Shreks, but..."
•  "Yeah, yeah, UUUUUGH to you too."
•  "Let's... frikin'... do this, heheheheHAHAHAHAHA-- actually, no let's do copy flowers..."

Pokemon Black and White

• "His ass is bacon!!!"
• The "MY MOM IS HOT!!!!!!!" conversation.
• The Hiker Dance
• "Delicious invisible burger!"
• "Hey everybody it's Chuggaaconroy, and I'M SORRY HAYWIRE!!!!!!!!!!" (Chugga lamenting his neglection of Haywire as he didn't know she could learn Overheat)

Earthbound Redux

• "Yester-double-decade"
• "Yeah, you're crying yourself to sleep. That's what I'd do in this situation."
• "I love it that the Conducting Spirit's pelvises look like Super Nintendo controllers..."
• "I love that this battle background looks like symbols from a pair of drums... hehehe..."
• "WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! ...THIS LOOKS TOTALLY STAGED BECAUSE I JUST GOT TO SAYING THAT, BUT OH MY GOD!!! HAH!! I'll take it...! First one I got, I wasn't even trying! Well, guess I don't need to worry about not progressing further in the story, I am energized and ready to go!" (upon receiving the Sudden Guts Pill directly after explaining the 1 in 128 item mechanic)
• (After checking the captured Mr. Saturn in Belch's Base) "Wow, Ness. You're a dick."
•  (After checking the rainbow-colored drugs sign in the Dusty Dunes) "Whatever you're into, Ness..."
•  "And now... we fight the cyborg baby."
•  " Ha! Your turn to be Jeff Andonuts!! "
•  "Heh, shove off then..."
•  " 'Hey, come back and I'll set you up!' Yeah you will set me up... "
•  " Did I win?............ Woooooaaaah, I guess I did!! "
•  "OH MY GOD. .......... He's making music!!!"
• "I kinda would recommend having an inventory space free in Jeff's... slot because I don't know if that impacts your ability to— WHAAAAA?!?! ...I GUESS IT DOES!!! I had to grind ONE ENEMY!" (upon receiving the Sword of Kings)
• "WHAAAAAAT?! ...MUSICAL MONTAGE CUT SHORT, HOLY CRAP!!! ...I was planning on recording for like the next hour, but... I sure as CRAP ain't gonna be doing THAT NOW! My vocal cords will not allow it, or exist." (upon receiving the first of two Magic Fry Pans in a row)
• "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?! I even thought to myself, like, 'what if that happened aga—' (chuckles) Alright, well, now it's time to learn the answer to a question I have never known the answer to: how much does this thing sell for, because I don't need it!" (upon receiving the second of the two Magic Fry Pans)
•  "I have never been more happy that I bitched and moaned about a bad soundtrack..."
•  "This is a weapon of mass destruction!!"
•  " Uh, Poo can die a horrible death [...] Wow, what a great first showcasing there, buddy! You're a true martial arts master! The pride of Dalaam himself! HA HA HA HA HA!! "
•  "HOLY NOODLES THAT IS DARK!"
•  "I CAN'T believe I'm saying these words, but thanks to a FOPPY, we're using our Cup of Lifenoodles."
•  " Ahhhhhhhh... Nooooooooo..."
•  " What do you mean he brought back the dead?!?! "
•  "IN JAPAN..."
•  "The greatest piece of EarthBound lore... WAS THAT EARTHBOUND WAS IN AN EPISODE OF FRASIER!!!"
•  "What is it in most RPGs, that the places with the greatest music, have to have the biggest asses?"
•  " Wh-huh... oh no. Oh no. OH NO. OH NO! OH NO OH NO... " (after teleporting into the Wetnosaraus)
•  "GYYYYAAAH! HOLY FRICK!!"

Yoshi's Wooly World

• "No no! N-n-n-n-noooo!"
• "You could not ask for better protection from the IRS."
• "Oh, I don't need to murder the parents to get the kids, I just need to lick the children and they become mine! I get it!"
• "Did you know that you suck? We just wanted to make extra sure that you knew that you sucked. 'Cause there's a distinct possibility that you didn't know that you sucked. Maybe you thought that dying was a good thing and the objective of the game; you sure have been doing it enough up to this point. We just wanted to make extra sure that you knew, okay? If we didn't spell it out for you on-screen maybe you'd go your whole life not knowing."

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

• "Duude, you gotta try these cookies..."
• "'Do I look like a target to...' I didn't know he did that! It's really good!" (Accidentally hitting Oshus with the sword during the sword tutorial)
• "You are an embarrassment to the brave postal workers of the whatever-ocean-we're-in postal service."
• "I MISSED IT BY ONE SHOT?!"
• "CAPITALISM!!!!"
• "EXTORTIONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!"
• "He has been unaware this entire time... it's not that he's a lady-killer, and that he knows it... he's just... an idiot.... Haaaaa... I wouldn't have you any other way, buddy." (About Linebeck after the final fight with Jolene)

Chrono Trigger

• "And with this I can... make you jealous enough that you start dying?" "'Urgh...It's so...so heavy!'" (Witnessed an NPC fall down as he picked up a Strength Capsule)
• "There's being vain, and there's kissing yourself when your friend is near death right in front of you." (Accidentally using Ayla's Kiss skill on herself)
• "I've heard of snot-nosed kids, but this is ridiculous!" (Encountering the 'children' near a chest turn into Shadows in Fiendlord's Keep)
• "I'm reminded of the Saturday morning Sonic cartoon, and I'm very sad right now..." (Finds a Power Ring)
• "Marle, uh... you're not Wile E. Coyote; you might wanna get back here! That looks really unsafe!" (Marle almost fell off the edge of the Blackbird)
• "WHOA-NO CRO-NO!!!" (Crono does large damage with a regular attack)
• "Hey everybody, it's Chuggaaconroy, and-I'M FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!.... Erhem. Welcome back to more Chrono Trigger."
• "These two items stack for an effective damage multiplication of 1.875x. TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFU-"
• "LUIGI WAS BEHIND IT ALL?!"

Super Mario Galaxy 2

• "Sorry, I don't speak Playstation."
• "'Every Planet has its Price'? ...Uh, yeah, Wario already found that out! It costs exactly 99,999 Coins!" (Reference to the Perfect ending in 'Super Mario Land 3: Wario Land' upon collecting Fluffy Bluff Galaxy's Hidden Star)
• "But what I... (Hit by an Octoomba) ...do need is a bandage for the back of my head now..."
• "It just feels so hollow... I feel AWFUL after hearing that fanfare and seeing tha.. oh my god, it's even Bronze in the cu-nohoho!!!" (Feels regret after getting the Bronze Grand Star and seeing it in the cutscene afterwards)
• "Whoa, pffttt... SHEEEHEEHEEHEESH, MARIO!!! Just ground his face into dust while you're at it!!! (Activated the Rock Mushroom's effect too close to Purple Toad, hitting him constantly)
• "Mom told me I'd grow up into a bowl..."
• "This is Cloud Luigi, but what fun is that? We'll call him 'Cumuluigi'!" (Emile's idea of a name for Cloud Luigi)
• "Oh Luigi, one who is god and mother to us all, I am Hanagami and I will give you the power of Bloom!" (Reference to Okami in Supermassive Galaxy)
• "Super Mario... Starshine, wahoo!"
• "With renewable 1-Ups, you don't have to learn anything!" (Does it twice)
• "AHH, NO, CHARLIE!!!"
• "The impact of the crotch that ended a Galactic Empire..."
• "I'm sorry! Every time I think I'm gonna struggle against a notoriously hard mission, I pull it off in one try! How dare I!!!"
• "What dunderhead thought it was a good idea to make the level icon these little nobody macaroons... and not... THE PANCAKES?!?!?!" (Comment on Sweet Mystery Galaxy)

Kirby Triple Deluxe

• "Interesting direction: A mysterious new face has appeared and captured King Dedede! Are you a bad enough Kirby to rescue the King?"
• I'M GOING TO SUCK YOU!!! After I snuggle you. JUST WATCH!!!
• "I WILL SUCK THE BLOCKS AND DONUTS IN THE LAND!!!"
• "Let it be known: Bronto Burts are made of CARROTS!"
• WADDLE DEE IS MADE OF SANDWICH!!!
• "I like dropping my ability, so I can... *Flattened by Blocky DX* ... get flattened? Come back! *Gets back the Wing ability*
• "Get a Sun Stone... 'Now I can evolve into Sunflora!' ...There! You've all been saying it! First episode's not even out yet, and I KNOW you have!"
• "The power of providence, although, great, is not unlimited." (Nod to Xenoblade Chronicles)
• "Born in a world of strife! Against the odds! We choose to FIGHT! BLOSSOM DANCE!!!" (Subtle reference when using Ninja Kirby)
• "I was saying, the only way you could ever improve the sequel to the title of 'Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe' would be to call it... 'Double Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe by Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome'! ...It was a joke of what I came up recording the last thing; I was so ashamed that I never said it!"
• "I AM INHALING REALITY!!!"
• SHE HAS WHAT 12 DIFFERENT FINAL BOSS THEMES AND THEY'RE ALL *Curse word* STELLER!?!?
• YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GET SPANKED! GET SPANKED! WITH A HAMMER! ( Beating Dark Meta Knights Revenge in the true arena for the first time on-screen)
• His several remarks while fighting Dark Meta Knight, with archer poking fun about the fact he was using the bush perfect guard against such ridiculous attacks.

Super Mario Land

• "The attractive undead just really distract me."
• "So Daisy, you need help getting sand off your...." *Sees the first 'Daisy' turn into a bug and hop off* "...Oh."
• "A submarine that pops some heads! ...Or gets popped like a balloon itself, ouch, owie!" (Got hit while describing the Marine Pop)

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX

• "'How quickly do you respond to a text' ...I'd never imagined the day I met God, THIS is what he'd be asking me. Let it be known that if you leave something unread, God is judging you." ^{(Episode 1: Waking Up on the Other Side)}
• Chugga while explaining the questions. "I AM SO GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE TO ANSWER THIS ONE! (The question was: "Your country’s leader is in front of you. How do you speak to him or her?")
• "You, yellow. Teammates, green. Items, blue. Ayla, strong! Enemy Pokemon, red! Stairs, white!"
• "Willow leveled up while I was inside... of her... body." ^{(Episode 2: Another Dynamo Duo)}
• "It's unnatural, it's an abomination... I dub it 'Magnetwo!' I must get rich off this discovery of a new and original Pokemon that would have qualified during the first generation!" (Funny comment on the two stuck Magnemite) ^{(Episode 2: Another Dynamo Duo)}
• "Oh a Pecha Berr... OHHHHHH BOY!!! ...You blew up my berry!!!" (Accidentally stepped on a Blast Trap near the berry, destroying it)
• "What's the worst he can do, start his own Rescue Team?" (Comment on Wigglytuff)
• "He's running to a dead end, he's running to a dead end!" (Comment on Gengar fleeing after Chamomile is proved innocent)
• "YESSSS YESSSS YESSS!!!!-" Defeating Rayquaza in the "post" game fight.
• "Transcending evolution- THAT'S A COOL DESIGN! NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE! Transcending needing a Key Stone at all! MEGA EVOLVE!!!" (Uses the Empowerment Seed on his Absol, Nightshade, making it enter Awakened condition... and Mega-Evolving it! Also reference to Alain)
• "Ha! Mega YANMA, not Yanmega!"

Xenoblade Chronicles 2

• "I would NOT eat something so horrifying! Just look at it!" (Comment on King Crustip, the very first foe faced)
• "'You know I can't do credit!" It sticks with me every time!"
• "Nia, what are you doing?! Chasing your own tail or something?"
• "Damn, the true power of the Aegis at work; the enemy of all wood!" (Pyra burns away the first obstacle using her Fire Mastery)
• "We're not ALL terrorists! Only two of us are, uh... Nia said 'Watch it!' I will listen if I value my, uh... in between legs!"